PAX Centurion - November / December 2013

Page 24 • PAX CENTURION • November/December 2013 617-989-BPPA (2772) Does anyone else find it hard to stir up some sympathy for Marathon Bombing suspect Dzokhar Tsarnaev, because he’s having a hard time in prison? H H H H H H H H H H I got laryngitis, and my wife refused to take me to the doctor... H H H H H H H H H H I’m always amazed at how gullible the voting public is. Every elec- tion cycle aspiring politicians have a plank in their platform for educa- tion. If these nitwits EVER came through on that campaign promise, Harvard andYale would be having fistfights over Public School grads. H H H H H H H H H H If you wear yoga pants and they look wrinkled, maybe you shouldn’t… H H H H H H H H H H How does someone with no job manage to come up with $5,000 for bail, ONA SUNDAY?!?! H H H H H H H H H H It should be a law that all signs for losing candidates be removed within 48 hours of the Primary… H H H H H H H H H H Why don’t they accept cash on a plane? It’s not like you’d get far after the robbery… H H H H H H H H H H Once again the ear leader has proven he can do things better than Bush – Obama’s approval rating is now at 37% after only five years in office – it took Bush seven years to sink to that level! H H H H H H H H H H I got kicked out of Mensa for being the smart…ASS! H H H H H H H H H H I will agree with Liberals that crazy people should not be allowed to carry guns, but I doubt they will reciprocate and agree that crazy people should not be allowed to vote. H H H H H H H H H H A disgruntled, insane Defense contractor stormed theWashington, DC NavyYard. Armed with a shotgun he terrorized the site, killing twelve and wounding three. Washington, DC Mayor Gray called the incident “isolated.” Obviously he’s NEVER looked at DC’s murder stats. OR, if the incident IS isolated, then why do these Libs keep insisting the rest of us be disarmed? Hmmmm… H H H H H H H H H H In an article that appeared on “the Blaze” – it was reported that the FBI was informed Boston area mosques were “radicalizing” young Muslims, including the Tsarnaev brothers. When are we going to wake up? Oh, and don’t forget how the city gave them the land in a sweetheart deal – talk about biting the hand! H H H H H H H H H H After the horrific Newtown Shooting, President Obama called for stricter gun control laws. He claimed that if it saved just one child, trampling our Constitutional Rights would be worth it. I wonder how surprised he was when Sen. Harry Reid (DEMOCRAT) said he wasn’t concerned about children with cancer getting lifesaving meds during the Federal shutdown. Guess those kids only count as props when needed by Harry & Barry. H H H H H H H H H H Just to show the National Dems got nothing on our locals, Rep. Ben Swan (D)ope Springfield, has filed a bill (for the 16 th time, no less.) that would make cursing an offense punishable by termination for Police Officers. I have two words for you Rep. Swan, and they ain’t “Happy Birthday!” H H H H H H H H H H Tools of immediate means By P.O. Jay Moccia Conservative Dr. Ben Carson spoke out against Obamacare at the National Prayer Breakfast, panning the bill despite its namesake being present. He soon thereafter found himself facing an audit from the IRS, who found nothing, but decided to go back another three years “just in case”. BUT, don’t read anything into this; it’s all a “coincidence.” If you believe that, you’re going to believe you can keep your Cadillac Health Care for less money, too. H H H H H H H H H H An amateur chemist in Hyde Park blew off both his hands while “experimenting” with stuff in his apartment. I’m leaning toward two possible explanations; a domestic terrorist, or too much “Breaking Bad.” Either way the citizens of the Commonwealth will be footing the bill to give this idiot a hand. H H H H H H H H H H When was the last time anyone in the US (without any other issues) actually starved to death? The way these Libs carry on, you’d think, as cops that we’d be coming across emaciated bodies at least once a week during our patrols. H H H H H H H H H H In typical Liberal fashion, the taxpaying public was punished during the Federal Government Shutdown. Monuments, parks, even the Grand Canyon and Mt. Rushmore were off limits. Only our Federal Government could figure out a way to close a mountain, and a hole in the ground. BUT, don’t fret, the Barry-cades were moved to allow Illegal Aliens free use of the National Mall for a rally while members of the Greatest Generation were denied access to the WWII and Iwo Jima Memorials occupying the same space. However, ear leader and his henchmen from the NPS were thwarted when veterans removed the obstacles, ignored the officials, and stormed the sights. These were the men that landed at Normandy; did that idiot in the White House expect anything less? H H H H H H H H H H Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, it cost more to close the sights than it would have to leave them open. Way to go! U-S-A! U-S-A! H H H H H H H H H H EBT users in 17 states found out the hard way what’s in store when the Government runs out of taxpayer cash for their “entitlements.” For several hours, the cards wouldn’t work. In such cases, transactions are supposed to be limited to $50 for emergency food and meds, but retail gi- ant Wal-Mart, allowed the carts to go through loaded with goodies, over and above the $50 limit. In a show of good faith, the layabouts made sure to grab up TV’s and other pricey electronics. Hey, after all when you’re entitled, you’re entitled. H H H H H H H H H H My brother in law is a fireman, but I thought I had the last laugh when my little nephew wanted to go out as a cop for Halloween. I told him it was because he didn’t want to sleep through the candy grab. BUT, he changed his mind and his costume to Fireman when my brother in law told he’d get 25% less candy as a cop. H H H H H H H H H H I’ve been assigned to Area D for over 15 years, and I still call the entire area west of the BU Bridge “Brighton”. In my mind Allston’s like Readville-it’s there but not really. H H H H H H H H H H Just when you think you have the crappiest job on the construction site, the guy shows up to clean the port-a-potties. H H H H H H H H H H Instructions for Obamacare will be available in over 180 languages. Isn’t that how we ended up in this mess in the first place? H H H H H H H H H H