PAX Centurion - November / December 2014

www.bppa.org PAX CENTURION • November/December 2014 • Page 11 The Night Before Amnesty By Clement Clarke Carnell ‘T was the night before amnesty, and all through the nation, Illegals were dancing, with a sense of elation! The Dear Leader declared, with his arrogance regal, That invading our borders had now become legal. T he children had been sent, on the top of a train, To take advantage of liberals, who were clearly insane. But the thing that disturbed us, that looked slightly weird, was that some of the “children” were sporting a beard? A nd just o’er the border, ‘cross the wide Rio Grande, Where the President had offered his welcoming hand, The border patrol found Korans and prayer rugs, And typhus, and scabies and all sorts of bugs! T hen out on the street, there arose such a clatter, I sprang frommy cruiser to see what was the matter. The moon on the snow gave a heavenly sheen, And the “children” had tattoos that said “MS-13.” W hen what to my wondering eyes should I see, But a miniscule Governor, we called “Mini-Me.” He came in a sleigh that was painted in red, And his shoulders - (without neck) - were attached to his head. A n army of sycophants and suck-pumps they came, as he whistled and shouted and called them by name. “On Olga (DCF) Roche, and (drive slowly) Tim Murray! I’m going to Washington and I’m in a hurry.” “O n bureaucrats, On administrators, On second-tier hacks!” As he fell from the sleigh with his hand full of sacks. And he passed out the checks and the EBT cards, To the non-working people with their butts made of lard. H ere’s section 8 housing and a voucher from “WIC,” “I don’t care if it’s going to make taxpayers sick.” Here’s food stamps and health care, and it’s all for free! It’s paid by the suckers… not my friends or me!” A nd we heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, “Screw you stupid taxpayers, have a merry good night... For all you illegals, I’ll pull out the stops, And take away benefits from hard-working cops.” “And If they don’t like it… well… they can go…. There’s lots of room in Mexico!”