PAX Centurion - Winter 2016 - 2017

www.bppa.org PAX CENTURION • Winter 2016-2017 • Page 51 doctor, to which I say: he gave them all literacy so they could read his propaganda, and health care so they could continue to slave for the state to the tune of about $20 a month. Those singing the praises of Fidel are despicable. Talk to anyone who escaped Communism if you dare and they’ll tell you the horror stories of suspicious neighbors, the disappeared, shortages of food and basic necessities, all the things you already know, but choose ignore about Communism. Me? Let’s just say I hope he gets Hitler and Saddam Hussein for roommates in hell. File under: the only good commie is a dead commie… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Amherst’s own Hampshire College has decided to remove the American flag, after some on campus felt “offended” by it.Am I seeing a pattern here? College kids, led by aging hippies, whining about the flag, a symbol of our great nation? Our free and open elections, all our freedoms; It’s time for these pajama boys and snowflake girls to grow the hell up, and realize their hallowed diversity is supposed to include people who don’t agree with them, and by the way, we’re not all ignorant despite what the professors, mommy and daddy told you. At press time, and after several pro flag protests, the adults are back in charge at Hampshire, and Old Glory is back on full display. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H To that end (and yet another segue) Iowa Rep. Bobby Kaufman is introducing what’s come to be known as the “SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP” bill. It would charge public schools that are providing these sore losers play-doh, puppies, candy, cocoa, safe spaces, and grief councilors (it was an election, not a school shooting) the amount they spend for this nonsense by deducting that amount from the school’s next budget. I am so asking Santa for this in MA… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H St. Anthony’s Shrine in Boston, a church whose generosity and support of the homeless community is second to none, was the victim of a robbery, where a brazen thief swiped the poor box and a sound system. The culprit was caught, and lo and behold, it was a homeless guy. C’mon, really?? Why do you have to steal from a place that gives it away? I’m hoping for some Biblical retribution… Old Testament style… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Americans celebrate Thanksgiving in November. While the history of the holiday has a religious basis, it’s become a more non- denominational celebration of food, family and football. I guess I’m saying it’s like Fourth of July, all Americans take part in some form or another. What gets me…people telling me all week to “have a nice holiday.” IT’S THANKSGIVING, WE ALL CELEBRATE IT, stop being PC with this, save it for Christmas libtards. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H ACHRISTMAS parade in Sandford, NC was HALTED after gunshots left two wounded, one seriously. Wait, they stopped the parade because of a nearby shooting? Can someone please pass this story to the proper authorities before next year’s Caribbean Festival? H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H As I have for the past several holiday seasons I will be wishing everyone I meet a heartfelt and sincere: “MERRY CHRISTMAS!!” And anyone taking offense can, as my main holiday man, Ebenezer Scrooge opined, “better get to it, and decrease the surplus population.” H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H An adherent to the religion of peace, Abdul RazakAli Artan, attacked fellow Ohio State students running several over with his car, and stabbing a few more with a large knife. This rabid dog was then put down by a campus cop who shot the terrorist dead. Of course, liberals including Democratic VP loser Tim Kaine, called for more gun control. Hmm, the only gun there was in the hands of a trained Police Officer who, in my opinion, controlled it quite well, killing this animal, before he could harm any more innocents. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H And in a separate but related attack, this one in East Boston, two of our own, Officers Matt Morris and Rich Cintolo were shot by another “lone wolf” Islamic terrorist, Kirk Figueroa, wearing body armor and wielding a pistol and shotgun, he held Officers at bay until he was shot and killed by an Officer armed with a rifle. Both Officers are recovering, but face a long road before they are fully healed. They and everyone else there are true heroes. I’ll use this to briefly reiterate the need for rifles, shotguns and ballistic plates, (and everyone should be carrying extra ammo, more than what’s required by R&R) as well as first aid equipment beyond a tourniquet. These death cultists are all around us, and incidents like these only show how underprepared we are to deal with them. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Well, Massachusetts voters showed how stupid they are, and not just by being one of the few states that stayed Blue. They also made marijuana legal. Yup the dopes voted for the dopes (Clinton and pot) . Does anyone think someone high on pot is not a danger behind the wheel or that this is going to solve the drug problem? Where is the outrage from the opioid crisis folks, drugs are drugs. The only group I see this benefitting are white suburbanites. They won’t have to travel to the hood for an ounce or swipe it from their teenagers. Kids aren’t going to pay for the higher priced but much more potent medical stuff, so the speculation about this cutting into the drug trade will be proven untruthful, just like Hillary. And as long as I’m wrapping up the ballot questions, my neighbors also voted to uncage animals (which will lead to higher food prices-and ruin my veal, because veal that walks around becomes steak, and who the hell wants a steak parm?) and raise my taxes (even though it’s only about $25/year-we all know it won’t stop there). But I got even – I gave them Trump! H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H I’ll end with another quote from A Christmas Carol, my favorite read during this season: “Every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart” This is the attitude, in my opinion, of the elitist, liberal, PC, inclusive crowd. The self proclaimed smartest, most tolerant people in the room got quite a comeuppance on November 8 th , and have since been nothing but “Bah Humbug” with their wailing about it. But in keeping with the spirit, I’ll offer them, as well as all of you, a very MERRY CHRISTMAS, and wishes of a safe, prosperous (without all the ordering) healthy HAPPY NEW YEAR. Hey Trump won, it’s OK to say this stuff again!! H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Stay safe, watch the six, back each other up, and be careful.