PAX Centurion - Summer 2017

Page 58 • PAX CENTURION • Summer 2017 617-989-BPPA (2772) “COVFEFE” By P.O. Jay Moccia I ’ve been a Police Officer a long time, and with the addition of three sons on the job, I know a lot of other cops, I recognize some more, by face, not knowing their names, just that they’re Brother and Sister Officers. Most of us can also claim to know many, though not all of our co-workers, but every cop knows Captain Saidtodoit, and Lieutenant Toldmetotellya. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H A new trend in the South is the removal of monuments commemorating Generals, Flags, Politicians, and other symbols of the Confederacy. I disagree with this revisionist history, but considering the Democrats were the party of slavery, Jim Crow, the KKK, and Segregation – if I were a liberal I’d be trying to whitewash this type of oppression… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Speaking of segregation, Harvard University (yes, THAT ONE!) who you may remember demanded a change to the school crest because its founder John Harvard owned slaves, held its first-ever “Black Only” graduation ceremony. Congratulations!You’ve played yourself! File under: how is this diversity? H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Democrats claim the Trump budget will starve children. I recall a certain former First Lady (Democrat) who championed the fight against childhood obesity…why do the Dems now hate thin kids?? H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H With the slaughter of Christians in the Middle East, and the continued failure of “moderate” Muslims to step in, instead of just ignoring these massacres, the Pope should be calling for a Crusade against ISIS. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H NewYork City’s Annual Puerto Rican Pride Parade has stirred up a bit of controversy after organizers initially sought to honor Oscar Lopez Rivera, a former leader of: Fuerzes Armadas de Liberación Nacional Puertorriqueña,” a militant group responsible for over 120 bombings including several in NYC resulting in at least five deaths. He was offered clemency in 1999 by President Clinton (Bill, not her, LOL) if he denounced violence, which he refused, but this year, his 75 year sentence was commuted by outgoing President Obama. (Reminder gentle reader, commuted IS NOT the same as pardoned). Corporate sponsors have pulled out, the Governor and Police Chief have refused to participate, but flaming liberal Mayor Bill DeBlasio has vowed the show will go on. As of press time, Lopez Rivera has stated he will not accept the “National Freedom Hero” award from organizers, sparing them from further addressing the situation. Of course, not missing a beat, one NYC City Councilor blamed “Ultra Right Wing” interference. I’m reasonably certain NY Gov. Cuoumo, and Sen. Schumer who both were boycotting the event aren’t on that team… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Tom Brady’s missing Super Bowl jersey was located in Mexico. Maybe the Mexicans were going to auction it off to pay for the Wall… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Why do heroin addicts get a safe space indoors to shoot up, but nicotine addicts have to indulge “at least 25 feet from the doorway???” I guess only some addictions are diseases… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Coffee beans in an Espresso Martini are OK, but coffee grinds in the bottom of my cup…not so much. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Funny, Hillary keeps running around, blaming everyone but herself for her election loss. During each speech or interview she rails about Trump’s “Russian ties, and collusion.” Gee Hill, what about YOUR Russian ties? They must be too painful to mention, because the Russians, chose someone more fun… file under RESIST listening to that old lying windbag whiner. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Speaking of which, instead of all this speculation about Russian interference and collusion, lets agree with the Democrats and look at election fraud, like what the DNC did during the primary to Sanders, Donna Brazile’s “help” at debates, Soros and his paid agitators, you know the real FACTS we have. Not to mentionVoter Fraud, which I WON”T because the last few guys who did, well let’s just say it’s a coincidence they’re all no longer a problem. #istandwithhannity H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H And this hysteria among Democrats just won’t stop. Referring to Republican plans to dismantle Obamacare, our own Senator ElizabethWarren said she hoped Republicans would donate their bodies to science so that she could cut them open. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H I was speaking to a fellow Officer who told me she had plans to buy a nice safe Swedish vehicle but couldn’t get one because of how expensive they were. It was a real Saab story. (Thanks, Jess…maybe.) H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H On a recent flight from Orlando, totally without thinking, I opened a bag of Planters Salted Peanuts I had brought on board. Miraculously, no one died. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Almost a hundred years ago, in 1919, the Boston Police Department went on strike. Among their major complaints – 10 hour plus days, forced in for parades, elections, other special events, while working anywhere between 75-90 hours a week… sound familiar? H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H And in another interesting tidbit from 1919, these cops, many of them veterans of the Great War (WWI) were disparaged as troublesome traitors by then Governor Calvin Coolidge. I won’t delve into the callous remarks from HQ leveled at our current crop of veteran officers (our President is handling it). BUT I don’t hear the Fire Department complaining about the Vets they hire… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H D-List celebrity and unfunny comedienne Kathy Griffin tastelessly posed with a knife and a bloody masked bearing a likeness to President Trump. The photo caused a storm of controversy resulting in Griffin being fired by CNN from her yearly gig as NewYear’s Eve host. Comic venues also cancelled all upcoming performances. In true liberal fashion, she lawyered up, issued a phony, insincere apology and blamed President Trump, his family and of course, the unnamed “bunch of old white guys” for ruining her “career.” Umm, sorry, YOU ruined your career, all by yourself. OK, I’m all for free speech, but this bottom feeder crossed the line and has to face the consequences. Look at the bright side, she didn’t lose much… and before my liberal friends call me a hypocrite remember how anyone who made sport of Obama was treated. Heck, look at how we at the Pax were treated… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H