PAX Centurion - Summer 2017

www.bppa.org PAX CENTURION • Summer 2017 • Page 59 Oh, those crazy kids from the Religion of Peace are up to their shenanigans again… this time, a suicide bomber targeted an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, England. A venue mostly filled with tween girls and their families. The shrapnel-filled device killed 20, and injured over a hundred more. ISIS claimed responsibility, and as usual the media both here and abroad were quick to warn against a backlash of islamaphobia. Now I’m no Rhodes Scholar, but a “phobia” is an irrational fear. There’s nothing irrational about a bunch of dead innocents, mostly children. I’m sick of fools preaching “love” after these attacks. Although I’d “love” it if we killed more of these savages… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H A second concert was held to raise money for the victims, featuring a star-studded line-up at the same venue. Manchester Police were filmed kicking up their heels and dancing along with many in the crowd in a show of support. While I appreciate their humanity and empathy, I’d rather see them kicking in doors, and making these animals dance at the end of a rope. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Scarcely two weeks later another attack, this time in London, left eight dead and scores injured as three more serene paradise seeking Islamists used a truck and knives to attack pedestrians on London Bridge and the nearby Borough Market restaurant district. London Police dispatched these zealots in a barrage of over 50 rounds. The Government deemed them “Lone Wolf” attackers, but the ensuing investigation has resulted in dozens of arrests. ISIS claimed responsibility, and the backlash cost PMMay’s ruling party more than a few seats in Parliament. File under: Londonistan. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H While here, in Texas of course, a bill has been filed outlawing Sharia Law implementation anywhere in the Lone Star State. God Bless TEXAS!! Here, in Massachusetts, Libs are pushing for the whole state to go sanctuary… ugh…gag…retch! H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H A California man has been charged after using a flare gun to discharge a shotgun round filled with Rice Krispies at a homeless encampment. The victim sustained injury to his hand, but is refusing to cooperate with police. Snap! Crackle! POP! H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H President Trump visited SaudiArabia, and unlike the last guy, DID NOT BOW to the King. Nor did the First Lady choose to cover her head in deference. Score one for MAGA. BUT both the First Lady and First Daughter DID wear veils inVatican City…nicely doneTrumps. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Former FBI director Comey testified before Congress. It was like Al Capone’s Vault, All hype, but nothing of great value in it… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Trump also pulled the US out of the Paris Accords, a green energy scam that would cripple the US economy, while giving China, Russia, India, et al an unfair advantage over us. Sadly, the Liberal outrage proved correct, the sea levels rose and greenhouse gasses expanded. Not because of “climate change” but from their phony tears and hot air whines… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H As everyone on the job who’s been ordered to work a second shift can attest, we’re short staffed at every level as calls for service increase as fast as Boston’s population rises. We are in the business of Public Safety, but a better job of screening needs to be done before sending cops on fool’s errands. Case in point: An officer sent to a market to mediate a return of fish that smelled… fishy. Cops are being tied up on lost cell phones, cars parked too close, and many other non-police calls for service, simply because the word NO won’t be spoken. So in the spirit of this senseless waste of resources, I’d like all P.O.’s to send me their worst, stupidest, silliest non-law enforcement related call for service via the Pax. Please don’t use your department email. Put: All things to all people in the subject box. Every month the best one will get a prize – TBD. Maybe if we compile enough, call screening will make a comeback. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H With Summer here, and a million events planned for the City, time off, and days off will most likely be non-existent. I urge you all to make the most of what time you can get. Kids are out of school, and family obligations, etc. don’t always follow the same schedule as the BPD. If you get overwhelmed, help is a phone call away, no one will judge you. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Covfefe, tweeted by Trump, or Bush as Nancy Pelosi referred to him as TWICE! Is the latest nonsense word to come out of Washington, a place RENOWN for nonsense. Its meaning will remain forever unknown, like the number of licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. So gentle reader, use it freely in any situation, you’ll never get in trouble substituting it for a noun, verb, adjective or expletive. In closing, stay cool, watch out for each other, try not to get sunburned or ordered. “Bartender, another round of Covfefe for all my friends, don’t forget the little umbrellas…” JJ’s Irish Pub &Grill 1130 Dorchester Avenue Dorchester, MA 617-282-5919 Proudly Supports the BPPA Scholarship Fund